Babysitter 5 (2000) [DVD5]

These teens really know how to care for their charges. Under proper supervision they suck dick very well. And in most cases ... like to get fucked in the ass!

Scene 1: Sabrina Jade, Tiny Tim
Scene 2: Brandi Lyons, Scott Lyons
Scene 3: Gauge, Dave Hardman, Mojo
Scene 4: Briana Banks, Joel Lawrence

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Review by Phil Thee G: Show
Synopsis
four scenes of heterosexual sex, with hardcore themes, little foreplayall actresses do anal, brief squirting scene, youth themes, some anal gaping, rough sex

Scenes

Scene One - "e;The Best in the Crib"e; - Sabrina Jade with Tiny Tim

The beast in the crib is Tiny Tim, a dwarf with stuck on novelty eyelashes and beard, clad in baby gear. His babysitter is the cute brunette Sabrina Jade (braided pigtails, tattoo on arm and breast, waif-like body). Once returned to his crib, the dwarf gets to suck on her breasts, gets his dick sucked (not too hard to deep throat) then returns the favor on Jade's shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggy-style before popping on her mouth. During the anal portion, Sabrina looking to be in a small amount of discomfort.

Scene Two - "e;My Loser Boyfriend"e; - Brandi Lyons with Scott Lyons

Next up is Brandi, a thin brunette with very long hair. She is paired with a scrawny, long-haired "e;dude"e; and after some meaningless gonzo banter sucks his dick enthusiastically, and quite well. There are a lot of crystal clear close-ups of Brandi's vagina tightly gripping the cock plunging in and out of her. Brandi rides cowboy for a little while then lets Scott enter her butt hole. Again, there are some crystal clear close-ups of cock entering ass (and a few gapes) as she is spooned for a long period of time. After switching to doggie-style, there is more anal (with gaping) and more vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself (nice). Ends with a lame pop-shot.

Scene Three - "e;Back to the Womb"e; - Gauge with Mojo and Dave Hardman

Okay. This scene features Hardman emerging from a large (fake) vagina (build into a closet or something, complete with slime and crud) to molest Gauge in her dreams, drawing her back into the womb. Gauge (a petite, very adorable blonde/brunette, with a couple of tattoos and piercings) awakens from the nightmare with her boyfriend only to find Hardman in bed. Both men force Gauge into some rough oral from both sides, then start pounding away at both ends. The normal sex only lasts for one position before Gauge's ass gets opened up. She is spooned anally for a little while then goes to a DP in the same position, with some nice extreme close-ups of Gauges sphincter tightly wrapped around a dick. Gauge gets DP'ed in a three different positions, both holes getting stretched to their limits, then both guy whack off on her mouth and chest.

Scene Four - "e;The Babysitter is a Slut"e; - Brianna Banks with Joel Lawrence

The closer features the gorgeous blonde Brianna Banks (long hair, huge breasts, back tattoo) as the babysitter.  Joel roughs her up pretty good, forcing her to deep-throat him repeatedly and shaking her head occasionally.  After gagging her brains out for a little while he starts roughly pounding her from behind, choking her by the neck and grabbing her chin.  Brianna rides him cowboy (forward and reverse), which gives her mammoth breasts a chance to bounce all over the place (and expose the implant scars).  Eventually, she opens up her ass and lets Joel spoon her anally while she buzzes her clit with a vibrator (which makes the scene look very nice by the way).  Joel maintains a choke on Brianna as he spoons her.  The scene ends with Joel popping in her mouth, reentering her and fucking her some more, popping on her again, spitting in her mouth, then licking her pussy.

The DVD

Audio quality: good
Video quality: very good
Extras: trailers

Summary

This volume in the "e;Babysitter"e; series pleasantly surprised me. It does not aggressively market itself as a hardcore video but with all actresses doing anal and some rough sex involved, it is. Each scene is set up well, has a theme of sorts, even some props for a couple of them. The dwarf as a baby was great idea. Dave Hardman emerging from a vagina, not appealing. I have to give the producers credit for at least trying to be creative instead of just inserting performers into a scene. The video is colorful and crisp, a little blurry during really fast action but acceptable.

This movie is a couple years old (2000), which gives some early glimpses at the adorable Gauge, who aside from getting her holes traumatized does not do anything out of the ordinary and has looked (and performed) better. Still, this flick is a great rental if you notice it somewhere, and I would recommend it to most (unless you are a non-hardcore fan).

Rating: four out of five stars (very good)

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General Impression

I purchased Notorious Productions' "e;The Babysitter 5"e; with the anticipation of seeing the great Briana Banks in another hot scene with Joel Lawrence. The scene was outstanding, but I was pleasantly surprised with this entire dvd. I thought "e;The Babysitter 5"e; would be another of the typical "e;Dirty Old Man meets a Lolita"e;, but this one actually had something of a build-up to each scene. When I think about this movie, I think of pigtails and anal sex. This is a winning combination for porn-lovers such as myself, who enjoy watching a teenager take it up the ass like a pro. All of the scenes are hot, but I thought the scene that really stood out was Briana's romp with Joel Lawrence. "e;The Babysitter 5"e; ranks highly on the raincoater scale due to the fact that it features nubile young things in filthy sex acts. In my humble opinion, this isn't a good couples movie. The camerawork was servicable but nothing special.

Sex Highlights

The hottest sex scene was "e;The Sitter Is A Slut"e;. In it, Briana Banks acts as the babysitter for Joel Lawrence's infant. Joel quickly convinces her to take her top off, showing off her magnificent (though scarred) breasts. I am a big fan of adultery-themed scenes, and there is talk early in this scene where Briana asks Joel if his wife will mind. This made the scene amazingly erotic for me. In addition to the beautiful Ms. Banks, Gauge looked very good in this movie as well. She has that "e;girl next door"e; all-natural look that many porn viewers seem to enjoy. The most unique scene/act had to be the first scene, where a cute pigtailed brunette, Sabrina Jayde, did the nasty with Tiny Tim, a dwarf with humorously oversized eyebrows and a goatee. The kicker of the scene is that he played an infant in a crib. Yes, the sex took place in a crib. Despite the ridiculous premise and location of the scene, the sex was above-average and quite enjoyable.

Negatives

The main two negatives to "e;The Babysitter 5"e; were Brandi Lyons' boyfriend and Dave Hardman in the beginning of the scene with Gauge and Mojo. Scott Lyons has either terrible taste in clothes/appearance or intentionally bad taste in clothes/appearance for comedic effect. For his sake, I hope it's the latter. He begins the scene wearing a stupid magenta shirt, long and stringy hair, and a moustache that only a 6th grader would be proud to sport. His girlfriend, Brandi Lyons, wasn't great either, but still, I had a hard time taking them seriously because of him. The premise of the scene with Hardman, Gauge, and Mojo is that Gauge is having horrible nightmares of a slime-covered Dave Hardman crying like a baby and crawling/sliding out of a giant vagina built in a doorway. Dave Hardman is a classic Dirty Old Man, but this scene's opening only makes him all the more repulsive. Another possible negative to this dvd is that there is some gagging, slapping, and choking. For people that are not fans of rougher sex, this is a downside.

The DVD

General presentation- Overall, the dvd was well-presented. Scene selection was broken up based on the beginning of each scene, which is convenient when you want to skip ahead to the next scene.
Audio quality-7 of 10 (lost points due to some cheesy mid-90s guitar riffs)
Video quality-8 of 10
Extras - none, save for the usual photo gallery
Menus - More is not always better, according to Notorious Productions. The menu has Play Movie, Scene Selection, and Photo Gallery as options. It is easily navigated, if only because there aren't enough options to get confused.

Summary

Overall, "e;The Babysitter 5"e; was worth an 8 out of 10. If you are a fan of Briana Banks or rougher teenage sex, I recommend it highly. It's comparable to the other "e;Babysitter"e; movies. I would watch it again, if only for the fact that Briana puts on such a performance. I love the way she takes whatever Joel Lawrence can give her and then taunts him for more. She's incredibly sexy. I admittedly haven't seen a lot of dvds with similar themes to this one, but this dvd compares very favorably to the ones I have seen. The sex is very hot, thanks to the four female performers who seem to geniunely love sex. Their zest for sex makes their scenes very enjoyable to watch. I would say this dvd is worth $17-$20. The sex is great, but without any real extras, it's tough to pay more than that. All in all, though, "e;The Babysitter 5"e; is definitely worth checking out.

Studio: Notorious
Category: Barely Legal
Directed by: Jim Powers
Released on: 10/19/2001

Starring: Dave Hardman, Joel Lawrence, Johnny Packwood, MoJo, Scott Lyons, Gauge, Briana Banks, Sabrina Jade, Brandi Lyons

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