Barely Legal (2002-2003) DVDR Collection (24, 26, 28, 33, 34, 41 and 43) [Hustler 5xDVD5 2xDVD9]
So... if you saw all those leading zeros in the last pack and thought I was gonna upload over a hundred of these... well, I'm disappointed as too.
This pack has 7 volumes in the range of 020 to 050, released in 2002 and 2003, all are NTSC.
Contains 24, 26, 28, 33, 34, 41 and 43
I had three more but they were dupes.
Barely Legal 24 (2002) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Lisa Parks (Facial), Jason McCain
Scene 2. Precious Girl (Anal Facial), Latin Lover
Scene 3. Becca Bratt (Facial), Tommy Wanna
Scene 4. Anna Mills (LezOnly), Joey Lane (LezOnly)
Scene 5. Diamond Legacy, Craig Moore
Box Cover: Look at these smiling faces. Can you blame the girls for being tickled pink? The newly legal darlings can finally have all the dick their little pussies desire. Watch as the grateful cuties grin through mouthfuls of cock. Share in their joy as two of the teens discover that their tight, tender buttholes are made for banging too. The babes of BARELY LEGAL #24 are so fucking happy, they could burst, and so will you.
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Long form review by Flash: ShowReviewed by Flash on 8/3/2002
Barely Legal 24
An adult movie review by Flash
Distributor: Hustler Video
Edition Details: Standard DVD
MSRP: $39.95
DVD Release Date: June 2002
Movie Specs:
Genres: All Sex, Vignette, Barely Legal
Run Time: 82 minutes
Rated: XXX
Release Year: 2002
Director: Clive McLean
Written by: Clive McLean
Director of Photography: unknown
Cast: Lisa Parks (as Lisa), Jason McCain (as Jason), Precious Girl (as Precious), Latin Lover, Becca Bratt (as Becca), Tommy Wanna (as Tommy), Joey Lane (as Joey), Anna Mills (as Anna), Diamond Legacy (as Diamond), Craig Moore (as Craig)
Release Specs:
Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
Subtitles: none
Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1
Video Format: NTSC
Format: DVD
Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All)
Number of discs: 1
Disc: DVD 5 (SS, SL)
Special Features: Photo Slide Show, Previews, Director's Profile, Behind the Scenes, Superstar Profile
DVD-ROM Special Features: none
The Review
Synopsis:
Essentially an all sex film with the set up being letters to Hustler's Barely Legal magazine visualizations.
Video/Audio:
Barely Legal 24 is presented in the full screen aspect ratio, 1.33:1, which appears to be the original aspect ratio for the film. The picture looks nice and the print is clean of artifacts. The color levels are correct. There is a slight pixilization problem with the picture, but not enough to detract from the film.
The available audio track is a 2.0 English Stereo track. There isn't much for dialog in the film, so the track is mostly music and sex dubbing. This track is more than adequate for the material presented here. There are no other language tracks available and no subtitle options are available. If you don't understand English, you can still enjoy this film.
Chapters/Time Code:
There are five chapters available from the main menu for Barely Legal 24 and twenty-seven chapter stops actually in the film. They are identified from the main menu by a video clip and segment name. Given that they put twenty-seven chapter stops in the film, one would think they would link them all to the chapter menu as they do a great job of breaking up the film. There is a time code for the feature film, so time searching is available.
Special Features:
Although there are several extras on the disc, almost none of them have to do with the feature film. First off are the extras that are related to the feature presentation. The photo slide show contains 20 photos on a track. The director profile is a short piece on the film's director Clive McLean.
Now for the extras that are not related to the feature film. The first one is at least related to the series as there is a behind the scenes piece on the previous entry in the series Barely Legal 23. The superstar profile is text info, an interview and a slide show containing 16 photos on a track for Elana Wolf (Illana from Barely Legal 9). There are previews on the disc for 18 of Hustler's different ongoing film series. And last but not least, there is an advert for Hustler's internet presence.
Review:
Barely Legal 24 is the latest entry in Hustler's ongoing series. If you are looking for a nice glossy relatively tame all sex film, this is a great choice. To begin with, the film is beautifully shot. Each shot was obviously thought out before hand and perfectly executed. It makes for a nice change from the standard all sex gonzo film where the framing is often off.
The sets are nice and simple, enough to give you the setting, but not so that they interfere or draw your attention away from what is happening during the sex scene. The music, when used, is a nice companion to the scenes.
The set up to the scenes is decent. You get a voice over audio that gives you letters to Barely Legal beginning for each scene. The voice over says the beginning of each letter, then the scene goes into the sex to show you the rest of it. Viewers who have an affinity for women with small breasts will be in heaven here as all the females in the cast are small breasted. The cast is good looking, I don't think there was a bad looking female in the film. There are four sex scene scenarios with male to female action and one with lesbian action. For those who like lesbian scenes, the one in this film, with Joey and Anna is excellent. The sex, for the most part is tame and should be acceptable for more adventurous couples, there is some anal sex, but it isn't very hard, and a brief scene with peeing that could bother some, but that is all. For viewers who care there are no condoms used in the film. The sexual themes in the film are oral, vaginal and anal sex with lesbianism, toys and peeing.
The Money Shot:
For viewers who like tame sex and dislike a plot, Barely Legal 24 is a nice polished product that is sure to please. Although the sex is tame, the film looks great. Viewers who require a plot or nastier sex will want to look elsewhere.
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Long form review by Randywest: ShowReviewed by Randywest on 9/8/2002
Hustler barely legal
part 24
Scene 1. Girl. gorgeous blonde babe. fellow. a muscular tattooed person. randy things. The blonde broad shows him a hustler magazine picture, then show her cunny. Then romantic music starts. Then kissing. Fuck positions. breast sucking. crotch touching. crotch licking. cunny fingering. Astheticness of blonde's crotch. beautiful. Absolutely bald. pink and tight. length of humiliating cunny eating. unusually long. upsides. more chances to stare at the tinytight cunny. dirtyness of chic's cloth. real dirty. a red dress. easy access. a tight top. lots of cunny probing by fingers. Finally the mouth fucking start. The fella is still enthusiastic about that cunny and pokes it from behind. length of mouth fucking. too long. camera angles. awesome. some off her crotch. her perfect white ass in white panties. enthusiasm of fuck partners. though the roof. they are really into it. he buries his studly dick in her from behind. Amazing it can fit in such a tight looking cunny. Rating of girl. 10. Reason . blonde pink face and crotch. Pimples. nowhere to be found. bald from the neck down. Fuck sounds. loud and enthusiastic in the reverse cowgirl and cowgirl fucking position. fitness of babe. perfect round big white ass. curvy bod thoughout. tiny waist. tightness of stomach. hard as a rock. level of entusiasm while being drilled from behind and on top, very entusiastic. ability of camera to show off her hot bod, really good. gorgeous long legs are shown thoughout the scene. Does she swallows? no but loves to taste and lick the sticky dick. avoidance of the man's face by camera at all times, even at the end. Very good
Scene 2. brunette teen girl. rating. a 8. reasons. brunette. not pretty. fuck positions. mouth fucking. size of mans dick, average straight. size of broads breasts inadequate small ugly. skin too tan. fitness of worthless teen girl. barely acceptable. tightness of tummy average. upside. gorgeous cunny. Absolutely beautiful poon. Tight tiny pink. Hairless. Camera angles to exploit gorgeous poon, great. That stunning is shown throughout the scene. cunny fucking thoughout
size of broad's nipples. big. looks. ugly and dark. Anus fucking while chick is on her back. her colon is poked while she spreads that pretty cunny. enthusian. good enough. swallow? no.
Scene 3. blonde 18 years old . shes a 10. reasons blonde,lily white skin perfect. randy parts. teen blonde show her breasts to white boxer. then shows her cunny. then music starts. romantic. fuck positions. girl on knees. dick in mouth. MOUTh fucking. perfect cunny licking. cunny fucking. size of mans dick, inadequate curvy.
Scene 4. gorgeous 18 year old homeless babe asks for a spare dollar from a lesbian. gets taken home by the lesbian lesbian a 9. girl a 10. reason. lesbian has ugly vagina. fuck positions. cunny touching, licking dildo drilling. randy parts. teen takes piss on toilet far view camera.
Scene 5. black guy. ghettobrunette skipped it.
Recap. 3 three 10's and one 9 and less. Not bad. Reason for high rating and high price. first scene. It's worth it. It's great.
Go hustler
Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #24
================================================================= 05/25/2002
Quote.............Joey & Anna in good les scene.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Anna May 2002 Blonde. Cute.
Becka Bratt Apr 2002 Cute blonde dancer.
Diamond Legacy Apr 2002 Black. Busty. Hot.
Joey Lane May 2002 Brunette. Cute.
Lisa Parks Mar 2002 Cute blonde.
Precious Girl Apr 2002 El Salvadoran
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Company/Supplier..LFP Video Web Site
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video Web Site
Director..........Clive Mclean
Minutes...........82
Quality/Lighting..Good
Rating............XXX Pro
Category..........Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.78 (Scale is 6.00 to 10.00)
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1> Lisa & Jason. In room. Looking at Hustler magazine. Kissing. Titty
sucking. Eats her. Fingers her. No hands BJ. Left shoulder tattoo.
Screwing doggy position, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl riding, side
saddle, on her back. He strokes off on her face. 8.70
2> Precious & Latin Lover. In garage. Clit solo. BJ/handjob. No hands
BJ. Topless. Eats her. Screwing on her back. Nude. Screwing rev
cowgirl. Anal side saddle, on her back. Open mouth facial. 8.90
3> Becka & Tommy. In gym. Poses & teases him. BJ/handjob. Nude. Kissing.
Eats her. Screwing on her back, side saddle, on her back, doggy
position. Open mouth facial. BJ clean off. 8.70
4> Joey & Anna. Joey pees into toilet. Wipes. Washes herself. On bed.
Kissing. Hands under panties. Topless. Titty play. Eating. Nude.
Clit solo. Solo fingering. Kissing. Titty sucking. Eating. 69
Joey on top. Eating. Fingering using 2 fingers. Face sitting.
Dildo play. 2 hot cute 'newbie' gals. 9.00
5> Diamond & Craig. Outdoors. Long lead in. Undressing. Right breast
tattoo. Nude. BJ/handjob. Eats her. Nice trim bush. Screwing her
from behind with 1 leg up on box, sitty facing him, rev cowgirl,
cowgirl riding. He strokes off on her breasts. 8.60
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Comments..........Production date: 02/05/2002. Good ladies ID.
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Reviewed By.......www.cavr.com den@cavr.com
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #24 DVD
================================================================= 06/24/2002
Quote.............Good movie on very good DVD with nice extras.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Anna May 2002 Blonde. Cute.
Becca Bratt Apr 2002 Cute blonde dancer.
Diamond Legacy Apr 2002 Black. Busty. Hot.
Elana Wolf Jun 2002 Black. Cute.
Joey Lane May 2002 Brunette. Cute.
Lisa Parks Mar 2002 Cute blonde.
Precious Girl Apr 2002 El Salvadoran
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Company/Supplier..LFP Video Web Site
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video Web Site
Director..........Clive Mclean
Quality/Lighting..Good
Rating............XXX Pro
Category..........Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.94 (Scale is 6.00 to 10.00)
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Play Movie Movie reviewed on 05/25/2002 8.78
Movie Review
Chapters Standard DVD feature. Choices 1 to 5. Title ID.
Extra. Sex Menu. You pick type of sex activity
you want to view.
Special Features Slide Show. Extra. 2 mins.
Continuous presentation from movie.
Previews. Extra.
Hot trailers for 18 other Hustler movies.
Hustler.com. Hustler
Barely Legal
Director Profile. Extra. 5 mins.
The standard original Clive Mclean interview.
Behind the Scenes. Extra. 7 mins 34 secs.
From Barely Legal #23. Lewis Adams interviews.
Lots of cool fun. Includes hardcore fun.
Superstar profile. Extra. Elana Wolf. Slide Show,
Interview (3 mins) & information.
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Notes: Dvd. Good picture quality & audio. Nice boxcover. Great extras. 9.10
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Comments..........Production date: Feb 2002. DVD date: June 2002.
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Reviewed By.......www.cavr.com den@cavr.com
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Barely Legal 26 (2002) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Nikita Blonde (Facial), Billy Glide
Scene 2. Holly Hollywood (LezOnly), Lexy (LezOnly)
Scene 3. Summer Nite (Facial), Ian Tate
Scene 4. Cynthia Paul (Facial), Mark Ashley
Scene 5. Lana Rose (Facial Bald), Steven St. Croix
Box Cover: Can you guess why the girls of BARELY LEGAL #26 are so happy? They'll give you 18 hints. Don't miss out as the thrilled-to-be-legal teens eagerly wrap their tight pussies around real cocks for the first time. See the doll-faced cuties giggle with delight as hungry studs nibble on their precious pink. Watch the smiling sweeties gobble all the manmeat they ever dreamed of. You'll be happy too!
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #26
================================================================= 07/19/2002
Quote.............All scenes are 2somes with narration to begin.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Cintia (Euro) Jul 2002 Cute Blonde.
Falcon Jul 2002 Euro. Honey blonde.
Holly Hollywood Aug 2000 Brunette. Hot looking.
Lana Rose May 2002 Blonde. Sexy, Cute.
Leah Marie Apr 2002 Cute brunette.
Szilvia (Euro) Jul 2002 Euro. Cute blonde.
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Company/Supplier..LFP Video Web Site
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video Web Site
Director..........Clive Mclean
Minutes...........86
Quality/Lighting..Good
Rating............XXX Pro
Category..........Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.76 (Scale is 6.00 to 10.00)
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1> Szilvia & Billy Glide. Nude in pool. On float. Eats her, fingers her.
Poolside. BJ/handjob. On bed. BJ/handjob. Fingers her. Screwing on
her back, doggy position, rev cowgirl, cowgirl riding. Facial. 8.70
2> Leah & Holly. In room on bed. Kissing. Titty play. Leah topless.
Kissing. Titty sucking. Leah nude. Holly eats her. Leah fingers
Holly. Kissing. Holly clit solo. Leah eats Holly & then sits on
her face. Holly dildo solo & then Leah uses it on Holly as Holly
does clit solo using vib. Holly dildo's Leah. Sharing dildo. 8.80
3> Falcon & Larry. In taxi. Teases. On sofa with guy. Kissing. Titty
play. Bare breasts. Titty sucking. 2 fingers her. Fingers her &
clit play. Eats her. Kissing. BJ/handjob. Screwing on her on back
with panty line tattoo, doggy position. Open mouth facial. 8.70
4> Cintia & Mark Ashley. On bed. Strips nude. BJ/handjob. Eats her.
Screwing on her back, side saddle, doggy position, rev cowgirl,
cowgirl riding leaning forward. Open mouth facial. 8.80
5> Lana & Steven St. Criox. Outdoors. She squats. In bathroom. Strips
nude. On bed. BJ/handjob. No hands BJ. Eats her. Screwing doggy
position, on her belly, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl riding, on her
back. He strokes off onto her belly & up to her face. 8.80
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Comments..........Production date: 02/27/2002. Good ladies ID.
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Reviewed By.......www.cavr.com den@cavr.com
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Barely Legal 28 (2002) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Tiffany Love, David Layz
Scene 2. Temptation (Bald), John West
Scene 3. Lacey Barnes (Facial), Neesa (Facial Bald), Mark Wood
Scene 4. Rebecca Starr (Facial Pee), Steven Wilcox
Scene 5. Sarah Wright (Pee), Jason Fontaine
Box Cover: Are you ready for the girls of Barely Legal 28 to tickle your taste buds? Don't miss out on this feast of juicy, cock-ripened pussy!
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #28
================================================================= 09/18/2002
Quote.............5 nice scenes with newbies.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Lacey Barnes Aug 2002 Blonde. Cute.
Neesa Sep 2002 Petite brunette.
Rebecca Starr Nov 2000 Honeyblonde. Cute.
Sami Starr Sep 2002 Blonde. Cute. Slim.
Temptation Jul 2002 Streaked blonde.
Tiffany (Tattoos) Sep 2002 Honey blonde. Cute.
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Company/Supplier..LFP Video Web Site
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video Web Site
Director..........Clive Mclean
Supplied By.......LFP Video Web Site
Minutes...........86
Quality/Lighting..Good No Stars ID!
Rating............XXX Pro Buy Info
Category..........Newbies
Points............ 8.76
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1> Polaroid Passion. Tiffany (honeyblonde & large right shoulder tattoo)
& David (large right arm tattoo). Poses for pictures. No hands BJ.
Topless. Eats her. Screwing her from behind, doggy position, side
ways, rev cowgirl, cowgirl, on her back. He jacks off on her tits. 8.60
2> Woodie. Temptation & John West. On sofa. Topless. Eats her. Nude.
69 her on top. No hands BJ. Screwing on her back, reverse cowgirl,
from behind her. He strokes off on her breasts. 8.70
3> Pussy for Parts. Lacey & Neesa & Mark Wood. Les titty sucking & eat-
ing. Nude. BJ from each. Dual BJ. Eats Lacey. Les fingering.
Screwing & face sitting. Screws each. Screwing Neesa as she eats
Lacey. On their backs face next to face as they take a facial. 8.90
4> Rebecca & Steve. Wearing glasses. Spreads & shows him the pink,
french cut. Topless. Nice big breasts. BJ. Titty play. Fingers
her. Nude. Screwing reverse cowgirl. Eats her. Fingers her.
Screwing on her back. 'I need to take a pee'. Squat PEES. Clit
solo. He strokes off all over her glassses. BJ clean up. 8.90
5> Cheap F..ker. Sami & Jason Fontaine. PEES into toilet. On mattress.
Undresses. kisses. Topless. Titty sucking. Eats her. Nude. Face
sits on him. BJ. Ball sucking. Small right shoulder tattoo. Screw-
ing on her tummy, side ways. He strokes off on her shaved bush. 8.70
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Comments..........Production date: 05/21/2002. 1st name cast list ID
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Reviewed By.......www.cavr.com den@cavr.com
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0Looking
Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #28 DVD
================================================================= 10/25/2002
Quote.............Very popular series on DVD. Some nice extras.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Lacey Barnes Aug 2002 Blonde. Cute.
Neesa Sep 2002 Petite brunette.
Rebecca Starr Nov 2000 Slim. Sexy. Glasses.
Sami Starr Sep 2002 Blonde. Cute. Slim.
Temptation Jul 2002 Streaked blonde.
Tiffany (Tattoos) Sep 2002 Honey blonde. Cute.
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Distributed By....LFP Video Web Site
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video Web Site
Director..........Clive Mclean
Supplied By.......LFP Video Web Site
Quality/Lighting..Good
Rating............XXX Pro Where to Buy
Category..........Newbies DVD Notes
Points............ 8.78
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Play Movie Movie reviewed on 09/18/2002 8.76
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Chapters Standard DVD feature. Good scene title ID.
Choices 1 to 5.
Extra. Sex Menu. Pick the type of sex
activity you want to see by each scene.
Special Features Slide Show. Extra. 20 pictures from the movie.
Continuous presentation. 2 mins.
Previews. Extra. 8 mins 5 secs.
Asian Fever, XXX, Young Sluts, Inc., Brazilian
Snake, Mr. Beaver & Porno Vision.
Hustler.com Page.
Barely Legal
Clive McLean Profile. Interview and clips
from real early Barely Legal releases. 5 mins.
Behind Scenes. 7 mins 34 secs.
From Barely Legal #23.
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Notes: Movie Good release with nice cast of ladies.
DVD Nice extras, but not all from this movie. 8.80
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Comments..........Production date: May 2002. DVD date: Oct 2002.
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Reviewed By.......www.cavr.com den@cavr.com
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Barely Legal 33 (2002) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Brittney Alexander (Facial Bald), Craig Moore
Scene 2. Angel Long (Facial), Steven St. Croix
Scene 3. Jaden (Facial Bald), Lee Stone
Scene 4. Avena Lee (Facial Bald), Steve Holmes
Scene 5. Kody Coxxx (Facial Bald), Talon
Box Cover: The horny honeys of Barely Legal #33 know that school is for chumps. Why bone up on American history when getting boned by a studly himbo is just as educational? After all, it's more fun for a droolworthy brat to figure out how many holes she can fill with man meat than it is to memorize the Pythagorean Theorem. These street-smart sweeties know that their hot, teen snatches are worth more in life than any diploma. No class offers the erotic education that a day with these cuties provides, so catch Barely Legal #33 and play hooky with the sassiest teens on the planet!
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Long form review by Flash: ShowReviewed by Flash on 5/4/2003
Barely Legal 33
An adult movie review by Flash
Distributor: Hustler
Edition Details: Standard DVD
Movie Specs:
Genres: All Sex, Vignette, Barely Legal
Run Time: 85 minutes
Rated: XXX
Release Year: 2002
Director: Clive McLean
Written by: Clive McLean
Cast: Brittney Alexander (as Britney), Craig Moore (as Craig), Angel Long (as Angel), Steven St. Croix (as Steven), Jaden, Lee Stone (as Lee), Avena Lee (as Avena), Steve Holmes (as Steve), Kody Coxxx (as Honey), Talon
Release Specs:
Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
Subtitles: none
Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1
Video Format: NTSC
Format: DVD
Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All)
Number of discs: 1
Disc: DVD 9 (SS, SL)
Special Features: Cast List, Clive McLean Profile, Previews, Slide Show, Behind the Scenes
DVD-ROM Special Features: none
The Review
Synopsis:
This is another entry in Hustler's long time series which features letters to Hustler's Barely Legal magazine being acted out on the screen. Each stand alone scene features a female, who has always just turned 18, sharing a sexual story for you.
Audio/Video:
Barely Legal 33 is presented with an English 2.0 Stereo track, which is alright, but there appears to be a problem with the track. For some reason on my equipment the dialog had a tinny echo sound to it. It doesn't ruin the film experience, but it is distracting at first until you get used to it. There are also places where the dialog is at a lower level than it should be. After a monologue, sometimes the background audio will stay low when the dialog starts there causing that dialog to be hard to hear. Hustler hasn't included any foreign language tracks or any subtitle options for the film.
Barely Legal 33 is presented in the full screen aspect ratio of 1.33:1, which appears to be the original aspect ratio for the film. Unlike the audio, the video is in beautiful shape here rendering a crisp and clear picture with no artifacts, grain or blemishes at any point during the film. The color levels are correctly set making for an excellent viewing experience.
Special Features:
Hustler has included a few extras on the disc. There is a behind the scenes piece which lasts for seven minutes and tells a little on the creation of the film. There is a slide show that contains 20 stills from the film on a track. There is the Clive McLean profile, which has been included on many of the Barely Legal discs although in earlier numbers it was called the Director's Profile. The piece runs for five minutes and shows the director at work. There is a cast list by scene, so you can see where your favorite star is in the film, which would be more useful if so many of the stars in this series didn't go by a different name. There are also previews on the disc for Asian Fever 9, Young Sluts 8, Hot Showers 6, Young Girls' Fantasies, Barely Legal 31, and Young Latin Girls 2.
Navigation:
There are five chapters available from the main menu for Barely Legal 33. Each one is identified by a video clip from the scene that the chapter goes to and a name for the scene. Each main chapter brings you to a submenu which presents five chapter selections for each scene. They are identified by a video clip from where the chapter goes to and the sexual act going on there. This system makes for easy navigation through the film. There is a time code for the feature film encoded on the disc.
General Review:
Hustler's long running Barely Legal series has always been a fun series to watch. The set up to each scene has always been rather corny and the acting below par, but in a way that all adds to the fun. Unfortunately the long run of the series appears to be taking it's toll on the series. Don't get me wrong, the series is still fun to watch, but this entry isn't as good as the originals.
The sets have gotten cheaper. Instead of the realistic ones used in the beginning of the film, the sets look quickly put together here and rather bare. The set ups themselves have gotten worse as well. Again, it's not that they film isn't fun to watch anymore, the set ups just are stretching for ideas more. The one special effects sequence in the film is very cheesy and looks rather bad. It works, but it could have been done much better.
The sex scenes are formulaic but are still fun to watch. I wish there had been more variety to the sex scenes though, or at bare minimum, mixing up the acts a bit more. The sex scenes are all tame with one on one matching, which makes the film perfectly acceptable to viewers that like tame sex and for couples. Long time viewers of the series that enjoy the peeing will be disappointed to know that this volume is one of the oddballs that doesn't contain any. The sexual themes in the film are vaginal sex with blow jobs, pussy eating and pussy fingering. For viewers that care about condom use, no condoms are used in the film.
The Scenes:
Often in these titles the cast is renamed so they don't have their common name present. The scene listings are done by the name used in the film as I was unable to identify most of the cast members with their real stage name.
In the first scene, “Halloween Humping,” Britney and Craig start out with a blow job and some pussy eating before they go into the vaginal sex. In the second scene, “Snap Crackle and Suck,” Angel and Steven start out with a blow job before going into the pussy eating. To finish the scene they go into the vaginal sex.
In the third scene, “Internet Hook Up Hooker,” Jaden and Lee start out with a blow job before going into a pussy eating and blow job combo. The scene concludes with some vaginal sex. In the fourth scene, “Analyze This,” Avena and Steve start out with some pussy fingering before going into the pussy eating. The scene then moves into the blow job before finishing with some vaginal sex. In the fifth and final scene, “Lunchtime Lust,” Honey and Talon start out with some pussy eating before going into the blow job. The scene and the film conclude with some vaginal sex.
Parting Thoughts:
Although it's not at the caliber of the earlier entries in the series, Barely Legal 33 is still a fun film to watch. Viewers that require nasty sex will probably find the sex in this film too weak for them but couples and fans of tamer sex will find this film to be up their alley. Fans of the Barely Legal series will probably want to pick this title up too.
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If you have questions or comments, feel free to e-mail me at adtflash@gmail.com.
Disclaimer:
The views presented in the review are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Adult DVD Talk. Details in “The Movie” section are about the movie in general whereas the details in “The Edition” section are specific to the exact release reviewed. Box cover images are copyrighted by the releasing studio and are used under 17 US Code § 107 Fair Use.
Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #33
================================================================= 03/16/2003
Quotes............5 good boy/girl scenes.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Angel Long Dec 2001 Euro. Cute hot blonde.
Avena Lee Dec 2002 Asian. Cute. Braces.
Britney Alexander Jan 2003 Austraila. Honeyblonde
Honey (Tattoo's) Mar 2003 Dark hair. Cute.
Jaden Aug 2002 Sexy cute brunette.
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Studio............LFP Video
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video
Director..........Clive Mclean
Minutes...........86
Quality...........Good
Category..........XXX Pro Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.72
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1> Halloween Humping. Britney & Craig. At party. BJ. Nude. Eats her.
Nakita Kash(?) kisses her. Screwing reverse cowgirl, on her back,
on her back & clit solo, doggy, cowgirl. Open mouth facial. 8.70
2> Snap, Crackle & Suck. Angel & Steven St. Croix. In kitchen. Topless.
Titty sucking. No hands BJ. Nude. Eats her. Clit solo. Eats her.
Screwing reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, sitting facing him, on her back.
Open mouth facial. BJ clean off. Cum play. 8.80
3> Internet Hook Up Hooker. Jaden & Lee Stone II. In red bedroom. Nude.
Teases. Touches. Titty sucking. BJ. Ball sucking. 69 her on top.
Screwing her from behind, on her back, reverse cowgirl, leaning
back. He strokes off on her mouth & chin. Lots of cum. 8.70
4> Analyze This. Avena & Steve Holmes. In room. Braces. Touches her.
Eats her. Titty play. Titty sucking. Fingers & eats her. Topless.
BJ. Clit solo. Nude. Screwing doggy position, reverse cowgirl, on
her back, side ways briefly. Cums on the side of her face. 8.70
5> Lunchtime Lust. Honey & Talon. Leg tattoos. Kissing. Eats her. Top-
less. Titty sucking briefly. BJ. No hands BJ. Screwing rev cowgirl,
large back tattoo, doggy position, on her back. He strokes off in
her open mouth. BJ clean off. 8.70
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #33 DVD
================================================================= 04/20/2003
Quotes............Good action from all on DVD with nice new extras.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Angel Long Dec 2001 Euro. Cute hot blonde.
Avena Lee Dec 2002 Asian. Cute. Braces.
Britney Alexander Jan 2003 Austraila. Honeyblonde
Honey (Tattoo's) Mar 2003 Dark hair. Cute. E
Jaden Aug 2002 Sexy cute brunette.
Jodie Moore Sep 2001 Cute blonde Aussie. E
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Studio............LFP Video
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video
Director..........Clive Mclean
Quality...........Good
Category..........XXX Pro Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.86
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Play Movie Movie reviewed on 03/16/2003 and rated a 8.72
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Chapters Extra. Choices 1 to 5. Chapter title ID.
Sex Menu. Pick type of sex to view by chapter.
Special Features Slide Show. Extra. 2 mins.
Full size pictures. Continuous play.
Previews. Extra. 7 mins 18 secs.
Asian Fever 9, Young Sluts 8, Hot Showers 6,
Young Girls Fant, Barely Legal 31, Latin Girls 2.
Cast List. Extra.
Page. Stars of each scene.
Behind Scenes. Extra. 6 mins 50 secs.
Halloween. Britney talks to camera. Jodie
Moore on cell phone. Clive's video tech.
Clive McLean Profile. 5 mins.
Standard profile from Barely Legal #1
Hustler.com. 3 Hustler web site URLs.
Sex Talk. Trailer. 72 secs. 800 number ads.
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Notes: Good picture quality and audio. Britney on boxcover. 9.00
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Barely Legal 34 (2003) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Selena Luv (Facial), Tristan Seagal
Scene 2. Audrey Jaymes (Facial Bald), Steve Hooper
Scene 3. Melody Max (Facial), Joey Ray
Scene 4. Austin O'Riley, Nikki Dawn (Facial), Anthony Hardwood
Scene 5. Kitty (Bald Pee), Pat Myne
Box Cover: Dirty Teens Come Clean
Diaries and journals are okay for keeping tabs on cunny-quaking adventures, but the cuties of Barely Legal #34 know that video is the best way to make an awesome fuck last forever. Watch from every angle as out dynamic cover duo doubles up on man root for their snappy, filmed memoirs. A demure and exotic young honey with mouthwatering little mams isn't shy in front of the camera if there's a groovy trouser snake for her to play with. Like the ultimate PBS documentary, Barely Legal #34 catches sassy babes in their natural habitat - and then brings them right to you.
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Long form review by Flash: ShowReviewed by Flash on 5/16/2003
Barely Legal 34
An adult movie review by Flash
Distributor: Hustler
Edition Details: Standard DVD
Movie Specs:
Genres: All Sex, Vignette, Barely Legal
Run Time: 86 minutes
Rated: XXX
Release Year: 2002
Director: Clive McLean
Written by: Clive McLean
Cast: Selena Luv (as Leah), Tristan Segal (as Tristan), Steve Hooper (as Steve), Audrey Jaymes (as Audree), Melody Max (as Melody), Joey Ray (as Joey), Anthony Hardwood (as Anthony), Nikki Dawn (as Nikki), Austin O'Riley (as Austen), Pat Myne (as Pat), Kitty
Release Specs:
Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
Subtitles: none
Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1
Video Format: NTSC
Format: DVD
Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All)
Number of discs: 1
Disc: DVD 5 (SS, SL)
Special Features: Slide Show, Cast List, Behind the Scenes, Clive McLean Profile, Previews
DVD-ROM Special Features: none
The Review
Synopsis:
This is another entry in Hustler's long time series which features letters to Hustler's Barely Legal magazine being acted out on the screen. Each stand alone scene features a female, who has always just turned 18, sharing a sexual story for you.
Audio/Video:
Barely Legal 34 is presented with an English 2.0 Stereo track, which works alright for the material being presented on the disc. There are some points during the movie where the audio levels vary enough to be noticeable, but not enough to ruin the viewing experience. The dialog can usually be heard at most point during the movie without any problems. Hustler hasn't included any foreign language tracks or any subtitle options for the disc.
Barely Legal 34 is presented in the full screen aspect ratio of 1.33:1, which appears to be the original aspect ratio for the film. As with most discs from Hustler, the picture quality on the disc is excellent with a nice sharp picture sporting no artifacts, blemishes or any other problems at all. The color levels are appropriately set. This is what the picture on an adult disc should look like.
Special Features:
Hustler has included a few extras on the disc but some of them are just rehashed extras from previous discs. There is an eight minute behind the scenes piece that covers the making of the Dr. Strangelust scene only. There is a slide show that contains 20 stills on a track. There is a cast list by scene, which lists who stars in which scene. There is an error on the cast list though and the scene with Melody and Joey is improperly listed as the scene from Barely Legal 33 with Steve and Avena. There is the standard Clive McLean Profile, which is commonly used on the Barely Legal discs although on earlier discs it was called Director's Profile, which runs for five minutes and talks about the director's craft. There are also previews on the disc for Asian Fever 9, Young Sluts 8, Hot Showers 6, Young Girls' Fantasies, Real College Girls, and Young Latin Girls 2.
Navigation:
There are five chapters available from the main menu for Barely Legal 34. Each one is identified by a scene name and a video clip. Each of these five chapters brings you to a submenu which has five more chapter selections which are identified by a video clip and the sexual act that takes place in that chapter. This method of navigation makes it easy for the viewer to find any portion of the film that they are looking for. There is a time code for the feature film encoded on the disc.
General Review:
This is the thirty-fourth entry in Hustler's long running vignette series. The film presents five vignettes, each one plays out like a letter to Barely Legal magazine and the vignettes are light hearted and fun. Unfortunately, the series is slowly running out of steam and the vignettes are getting weaker and weaker. Viewers that could care less about a plot probably won't care as the sex scenes are still very well done, but viewers like me that enjoyed the set-ups will be slightly disappointed by the ones presented here in contrast with the ones earlier in the series.
This film is slick and glossy looking porn with planned shots that are excellently executed. The sets though are getting cheaper and more hastily put together, or at least this is what it looks like is happening. In the beginning of the series, the sets looked excellent, but now they are rather sparse and don't have the detail to them that they did. Which is unfortunate, as it does detract from the overall film, especially for those viewers that have followed the series from the beginning. I wish they would slow down the volumes coming out and go back to making the better sets and work on the vignette stories some more to raise the series back up to where it was.
The sex scenes in the film are tame, as with other entries in this series, which makes this film a great candidate for viewers that like tamer sex. Although tame, they do generate some great heat and there is an excellent light lesbian opening to one of the scenes. The lesbianism is light enough that anyone who doesn't like lesbian scenes shouldn't be bothered by it and it makes for a great opening to that scene. Clive McLean has thrown in his normal peeing scene into the film and at least in this entry it somewhat fits in with the vignette that it is located in. The cast, as always, looks great and interacts well with each other. The sexual themes in the film are vaginal sex with peeing, pussy eating (male to female and female to female), blow jobs, light lesbianism, female masturbation, and pussy fingering. For viewers that care about condom use, there are no condoms used anywhere in the film.
The Scenes:
Often in these titles the cast is renamed so they don't have their common name present. The scene listings are done by the name used in the film as I was unable to identify most of the cast members with their real stage name.
The first scene, “Fashion with a Passion,” brings us Lea and Tristen and starts out with a blow job before going into the pussy eating. The scene then concludes with some vaginal sex. The second scene, “The British Are Coming,” with Steve and Audree starts out with some female masturbation before going into the blow job. The blow job is followed by some pussy eating before the vaginal sex conclusion.
The third scene, “Practice Makes Perfect,” features Melody and Joey and starts out with a blow job before going into the pussy eating. The scene then concludes with some vaginal sex. The fourth scene, “Three's Company,” with Anthony, Nikki and Austen starts out with some lesbian softcore play before going into the blow job. The scene then switches over to some pussy eating, both male to female and female to female before going into the vaginal sex. The scene then concludes with a vaginal sex and a male to female pussy eating combo.
The fifth and final scene in the film, “Dr. Strangelust,” features Pat and Kitty and starts out with Kitty peeing before the scene starts. The scene then features some pussy fingering before it goes into the blow job. The scene and the film conclude with some vaginal sex.
Parting Thoughts:
This entry in the Barely Legal series, as with previous entries, is a fun lighthearted film with tame sex. At this point in the series, the vignettes are much weaker and don't play off as well as earlier entries but this doesn't mean that the film isn't worth watching. Fans of previous entries in the series will probably want to pick this one up along with fans of nice looking tamer sex without a lot of plot getting in the way. Fans of nastier sex or viewers that require a full plot for their adult entertainment will want to skip this one.
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #34
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Quotes............Austin looking good.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Audree Jaymes Jan 2003 Black. Cute. Busty.
Austin O'Riley Mar 2002 Cute blonde. Tit rings ^
Kitty (Tiny) Apr 2003 Asian. No boobs!
Leah Marie Apr 2002 Cute brunette.
Melody Sweet Sep 2002 Persian. Hot brunette.
Nikki Dawn Mar 2003 Long blonde hair.
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Studio............LFP Video
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video
Director..........Clive Mclean
Minutes...........90
Quality...........Good
Category..........XXX Pro Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.78
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1> Fashion with Passion. Leah & Tristan. Undresses. Nude. Changes out-
fits. BJ. No hands BJ. Titty sucking. Eats & fingers her. Screwing
on her back, rev cowgirl, from behind her. Closed mouth facial. 8.70
2> The British Are Cumming. Audree & Steve. In room. Nude. Kisses. Clit
solo. No hands BJ. Eats her. Screwing her from behind, side ways,
reverse cowgirl. He strokes off on her face. BJ clean off. 8.80
3> Practice Make Perfect. Melody & Joey Ray. Playing piano. Topless.
Titty play. Nude. Titty sucking. BJ. No hands BJ & clit solo. Eats
her. Screwing on her back, from behind her. Open mouth facial. 8.80
4> Three's Company. Nikki & Austin & Anthony Hardwood. Austin plays with
her. Handjob from each. No hands BJ & ball sucking. Both eat
Austin. Nude. Screwing Austin on her back, on her belly. Screwing
Nikki cowgirl as Austin sits on his face. Gals on their backs and
next to one another as he strokes off into their open mouths. 8.90
5> Dr. Strangelust. Kitty & Pat Myne. Drs. office. Squats on floor over
a plastic cup and pees. He wipes her. Topless. Checks her out. Nude
& in stirrups. No hands BJ. Screwing on her back, doggy position,
reverse cowgirl, leaning back. He strokes off on her chest. 8.70
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Comments.....Production date: 11/27/2002. Cast ID list by scene Email Den
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #34 DVD
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Quotes............AVN 2003 Award: Best Vignette Series. On good DVD.
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Audree Jaymes Jan 2003 Black. Cute. Busty.
Austin O'Riley Mar 2002 Cute blonde. Tit rings ^
Erica Mclean Apr 2003 Producer. Sexy.
Kitty (Tiny) Apr 2003 Asian. No boobs!
Leah Marie Apr 2002 Cute brunette.
Melody Sweet Sep 2002 Persian. Hot brunette.
Nikki Dawn Mar 2003 Long blonde hair.
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Studio............LFP Video
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video
Director..........Clive Mclean
Supplied By.......LFP Video
Quality...........Good
Category..........XXX Pro Boy/Girl
Points............ 8.89
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Play Movie Movie reviewed on 04/22/2003 and rated a 8.78
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Chapters Choices 1 to 5. Good chapter title ID.
Extra. Sex Menu. Pick type of sex to view.
Special Features Slide Show. Extra. 2 mins.
Full size pictures. Continuous play.
Previews. Extra. 7 mins 29 secs.
Asian Fever 9, Young Sluts 8, Hot Showers 6,
Young Girls Fanatasies, Real College Girls
and Young Latin Girls 2.
Cast List. Extra. Stars listed by scene. (Avena?)
Sex Talk. Trailer. 72 secs. 800 number ads.
Clive McLean profile. From Barely Legal #1.
Behind Scenes. Extra.
Clive directing Kitty. Erica writing out
checks. Clive directing Kitty.
8 mins 18 secs.
3 Hustler websites
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DVD notes: Good picture quality & audio. All 6 gals on boxcover. 9.00
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Comments.....Production date: Nov 2002. DVD date: April 2003. Email Den
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Barely Legal 41 (2003) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Christie Lee (Facial), Kurt Lockwood
Scene 2. Nautica Binx (Anal Facial), Mark Ashley
Scene 3. Neveah Ashton, Kris Slater
Scene 4. Fallon Sommers (Facial), Jay Huntington
Scene 5. Amber Roxx (Anal Facial DP), Julian St. Jox, Valentino
Box Cover: "e;We're finally 18 - which meants we're tight, teen angel faces who've waited 18 long years to fuck. No we're horny 24/7, and Director McLean's capturing the nonstop sex in hardcore closeups!"e; A girl's first fuck turns into a threesome, and still she can't get enough. An eager young beaver begs for more fat dick in her ass/mouth/cunt. Sloppy blowjobs. Butt virgins. And tight, new, pink, smooth pussies! These girls just want to have fun...with you!
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Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #41
Allura in hot interracial DP 3some. 11/09/2003
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Studio............LFP Video XXX Pro
8484 Wilshire Ave Suite 900 Boy/Girl
Beverly Hills CA 90211
Producer..........Hustler Video / DVD
Director..........Clive McLean
Reviewer..........Den
Video Quality.....Good
Minutes...........87
Points............ 8.86
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Allura Bond Jul 2003 Brunette. Cute.
Christie Lee Sep 2003 Canadian. Sexy. Cute. ^
Erica McLean Apr 2003 Producer. Sexy.
Fallon Sommers Jan 2003 {Mandy Lee} Honeyblond
Nautica Binx Aug 2002 Black. Sexy. Cute.
Nevaeh Ashton May 2003 Brunette. Sexy.
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1> Sister Will Do Too. Christie & Kurt Lockwood.
In pool. Nude on raft. Squirts her using squirt gun. Clit solo.
Eats her. Fingers her. BJ/handjob. Ball sucking. Screwing on her
back. On raft out of the water. Screwing reverse cowgirl, from
behind her. He strokes off on her face & open mouth. 8.70
2> Anal Afteroon. Nautica & Mark Ashley.
On sofa. Talking. Teasing. Right ankle tattoo. Touching. BJ/hand-
job. Nude. Eats her. 2 fingers her. Screwing on her back & clit
solo, on her back, doggie position, head down & ass high. Anal
reverse cowgirl, leaning back. She uses both hands to stroke
him off into her open mouth. 8.80
3> The Panty Thief. Naveah & Chris.
Hanging clothes outdoors on clothesline. Sexy white outfit. Sniffs
her panties. Kiss. No hands BJ. Ball sucking. Nude. Titty screwing.
On lawn chair. Eats her. Screwing reverse cowgirl & clit solo, rev
cowgirl, doggie position, on her back. He strokes off on her
chest. Lots of cum. 8.70
4> Houseguests Humping. Fallon & Jay.
In bedroom. Strips nude. Kiss. Handjob. BJ/handjob. Ball sucking.
Kiss. Eats her. Fingers her. 2 fingers solo. Screwing rev cowgirl,
leaning side ways, reverse cowgirl, leaning forward, side ways,
head down & ass up. He strokes off on her face. BJ clean up. 8.80
5> Throbbing Threesome. Allaura & Valentino & Julian St. Jox.
Outdoors. Riding bicycle. On bed. Topless. Titty sucking. Clit
play. Eats her. No hands BJ. Nude. Screwing & BJ side ways,
reverse cowgirl, doggie position. Anal butt plug in doggie
position. Anal & BJ doggie position & clit solo underneath. DP
doggie position. Both guys stroke off on her face. Lots of cum. 9.30
Note: Erica McLean reads the letters to open each scene.
Sexy looking producer.
Non-sex role.
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Comments.....Production date: 08/04/2003. Good cast ID. Email Den
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Barely Legal 43 (2003) [Clive McLean Hustler Video DVD9]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Kira Beckam (LezOnly), Lara Lewis (LezOnly)
Scene 2. Sarah Sinn (Facial Bald), Kurt Lockwood
Scene 3. Roxy Jezel (Facial Bald), Alex Rox
Scene 4. Katin (Facial Bald), Sergio
Scene 5. Michelle B. (Anal Facial), Joey Ray
Scene 6. Sabina Star (Facial Bald), Craig Moore, Kris Slater
Box Cover: Quite possibly the hottest tape in this scorching series! Barely Legal #43 boasts more cutie pies with pink cunt pies than ever before! More tight little tushes and tiny tatas! More blowjobs, more anal, more hardcore! Join baby faced barely legals as they ditch classes to learn life's truly important lessons: like Deep Throating 101, Principles of Pussy Licking, Introductory Ass-Reaming. A girl's education is so important!
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Long form review by Tongue in Groove: ShowReviewed by Tongue in Groove on 5/10/2004
Somebody should inform Clive McLean that some people actually have sex in bed, in a house. The director of “Barely Legal #43” (and most of the other volumes of this long-running series) seems to have forgotten that it&s okay for lovers to take the action indoors.
There are six scenes in the flick, and ALL of them take place outdoors. (The final romp is called a “Bonus Scene” for whatever reason.) To me, this is disconcerting and makes it “Fast Forward” material. I just can&t see the eroticism in two people meeting in a pool, or in a field, or in front of a commercial garage, and immediately getting it on.
The opening act has Kira Beckam and Lara Lewis, two semi-cute blondes, doing each other on a deck chair near a swimming pool. A dildo appears magically (maybe the pool boy loaned it to them) to make a tedious scene only slightly interesting.
Running out of novel locations, McLean pairs blond Sarah Sinn and heavily-tattoed Kurt Lockwood in – ta da – a swimming pool. She&s cute; he&s not. After a couple position changes and semi-rough stuff from Kurt, he unloads on her face.
Staying with the aquatic theme, Roxy and Alex Rox mix it up on a rowboat next to a lake. She&s a brunette who&s made a bad life choice with her heavily-inked back. Her not-so-pretty face takes a Rox shot to end a forgettable scene.
Sergio&s car is breaking down, so he pulls into a garage and immediately starts fooling around with grease monkey Katin. Don&t know what he saw through those coveralls, but he must have been disappointed when he got her out of them. Big, natural tits with tats on her belly and butt for this average-looking brunette. The facial doesn&t save this boring scene.
Michelle has long, curly hair, a pair of decent, medium, natural tits, and a very nice smile. She convinces Joey Ray they should fuck on a tractor in a field. He gives her the high, hard one up the butt before shooting on her sweet mug.
Brown-haired Sabina needs a shower and finds one under a water tower. Up drive two dudes, Craig and Kris (another excellent job by Hustler of identifying the performers), and that&s all the motivation she needs to drop trow. She takes a double face frosting to finish a marginal scene.
The “hostess” for this series, a very cute blonde, reads letters from the “Barely Legal” mailbag to set up each scene. But to save a few bucks, Hustler uses the same footage over and over. Same letter, same envelope, same girl. Tacky!
The extras contain the usual self-serving Hustler crap: Previews, Director&s Profile, Slide Show, Behind the Scenes, and 800 numbers.
Bottom line: The girls are young, fresh, and natural. The guys don&t abuse them too much. Now if they&d move the sex into a bedroom once in a while, I might be interested.
Long form review by Den: ShowBarely Legal #43 DVD
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Quotes............Meat Me After School
================= Name ================== Debut Notes ==================
Stars.............Katin Nov 2003 Sexy brunette. Tattoos
Kira Beckam Jan 2004 Sexy honeyblonde.
Lara Lewis Dec 2003 UK. Sexy blonde.
Michelle B Nov 2003 UK. Sexy honeyblonde.
Roxy Jezel May 2003 London. Slim. Sexy.
Sabina Oct 2003 Black. Sexy. Cute.
Sarah Sinn Dec 2003 Sexy blonde.
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Studio............Hustler Video / DVD
P.O. Box 17317
Beverly Hills CA 90209-9959
Producer..........Erica McLean
Director..........Clive McLean
Supplied By.......LFP Video
Minutes...........104
Quality...........Good
Category..........XXX Pro Newbies/Teen
Review Date.......01/28/2004
Points............ 8.90
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1> Water Babes. Kira & Lara. Nude. Pool side. Touching. Eating. Good
close ups. Fingering. Kissing. Gals switch. Eating. Dildo in &
out play for each. Clit solo. Kissing. 8.80
2> Wet Dream. Sarah. In pool. Nude. Clit solo. Kurt Lockwood. Ball
sucking. No hands BJ. Eats her. Fingers her. Screwing doggie, rev
cowgirl, cowgirl, on her back. Open mouth facial & clean up. 8.80
3> Hooked. Roxy. In row boat. Topless. Solo fingering. Alex Rox. Kiss.
Nude. No hands BJ. Kiss. Eats her. Fingers her. Screwing her from
behind, rev cowgirl, on her back. Open mouth facial & clean up. 8.80
4> Steamy Surprise. Katin. Outdoors. Mechanics outfit. Sergio. Topless.
Titty play, sucking. Kiss. No hands BJ. Kiss. Nude. Eats her. Kiss.
Screwing rev cowgirl, doggie, on her back. Open mouth facial. 8.70
5> Peach Delight. Michelle. Outdoors. Picking fruit. Joey Ray. Topless.
Titty play, sucking. No hands BJ. Deep throat. Eats her. Thumbs her.
Nude. Screwing cowgirl, rev cowgirl. Anal rev cowgirl. Facial. 8.90
6> Sunset Threesome. Sabina. Outdoors. Undresses. Nude. Showers. Craig
Moore & Kris Slater. Touching. Dual titty sucking. No hands BJs.
On truck bed. Eats her. Screwing & BJ. 2 open mouth facials. 8.80
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Play Movie Movie review is above. Movie rates a 8.80
Chapters Extra. Choices 1 to 6. Scene title ID.
Sex Menu. View various types of sex by scene.
Special Features Cast List. Bonus. Stars listed by scene.
Previews. Extra. 7 mins 18 secs. 6 hot previews.
Slide Show. Extra. 2 mins. Full sized pictures.
Director's Profile. Bonus. 4 mins 15 secs. New!
Behind Scenes. Extra. 7 mins 2 secs.
Sarah & Kurt. Sarah poses nude, interview,
clit solo, interview, in bathroom (asks
Erica how to use sponge), inserts sponge,
Kurt eating her, hardcore sex. Exit interview.
Sex Talk. Trailer. 800 number.
Hustler.com. Page with Katin. 3 Hustler URLs.
Hustler Hollywood. Monika Sweetheart & Aurora Snow.
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Notes: Movie. Good action from all. Not as hot as the early
releases from this award winning series.
DVD. Good picture quality and audio. Sexy boxcover. Nice
DVD extras with real good intto to Sarah in the
behind the scenes. 9.00
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Comments.....Production date: 09/2003. Good ladies ID. Email Den
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