NerdPervert.com - Montse Swinger - The Pizza Girl

The text describes a situation involving the order of a pizza from a restaurant known for being late. The narrator reflects on the logic of ordering from a place that offers free pizzas due to delays. A consistent late delivery is made by a mature Spanish woman, which leads the narrator to anticipate a free pizza with each order. One day, the woman delivers the pizza and informs the narrator that this delivery is her last chance to avoid being fired. This statement gives the narrator a sense of power in the situation. Despite initially planning to take the pizza and continue watching a horror film, the narrator unexpectedly offers to pay for the pizza in exchange for a suggestive proposition, leaving the delivery woman shocked.