No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 (2013) [2-Disc Set] [DVD9]

Anal is what these girls want, that and loads of cum piled on their tongues and faces! The new girl, Veruca James proves that sometimes talent exceeds experience while she deep throats four dicks, swallows, gets mushroom printed in the face and smiles with excitement! Our all natural bodied vixen (you gotta have one), Sarah Shevon tries to swallow the camera mans penis and realizes she still needs it up her butt and then off to blow a variety of cocks. She waits until every mans puddle is in her mouth before she swallows it all! This is only Disc 1 of No Cum Dodging Allowed 13!

2014 AVN Award Nominee for: Best Gonzo Release
2014 XRCO Award Nominee for: Best Gonzo Movie

Scene 1: Veruca James, Ike Diezel, Mark Zane
Scene 2: Veruca James, Ike Diezel, Mark Zane, Scott Lyons, Tony Martinez
Scene 3: Sarah Shevon, Tim Von Swine
Scene 4: Sarah Shevon, D. Snoop, Hooks, Mark Zane, Tony Martinez
Scene 5: Alana Rains, D. Snoop, Steven French
Scene 6: Alana Rains, Tim Von Swine
Scene 7: Cameron Canada, D. Snoop, Hooks, Mark Zane
Scene 8: Cameron Canada, Tim Von Swine

Links: IAFD

Review by astroknight: Show
Audio/Video Quality:

The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and although there's a couple minor background noises they're extremely minor. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's well lit and clear with a very solid hand on the camera.

The Movie:

No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 keeps a pretty simple formula. Each girl turns out two scenes, one of which is normally a blowbang. At the end of each of her scenes, she makes sure that no cum is wasted and swallows down each and every load.

Scene 1A – Veruca James, Ike Diezel, and Mark Zane

Raven tressed Veruca starts out in a purple bikini sitting by the pool at the Chateau and talking with Tim about how excited she is to eat plenty of cum and to get both a DP and a blowbang. Swine calls the guys out of the bushes and Ike and Mark run out to help check her out. They move to an ottoman where Veruca eagerly sucks Mark while Ike eats her from behind. The guys trade places so Ike can get his knob gobbled as Mark fucks her doggie style, and then move inside where she continues to take a cock at each end missionary and doggie style. Mark mixes things up a bit giving Veruca a midair cowgirl ride, and she goes right back to taking a dick in her mouth and one in her pussy as he settles back into a chair. They keep things going with a dick at each end fucking her ass doggie style, and Veruca even takes some nice ass to mouth when the guys trade places. Soon after the guys are DPing her in each of the cowgirls and letting her suck them a bit more. They go back to giving Veruca one cock at a time, and let her have two solid facials that she happily swallows down.

Scene 1B – Veruca James, Ike Diezel, Mark Zane, Scott Lyons, and Tony Martinez

The guys escort Veruca to a couch, and moments later Scott and Tony arrive to have her suck and stroke her way between them. Ike and Mark return soon after to let her suck and stroke her way between all four cocks. Veruca happily works them over with her hands and mouth and takes load after load in her mouth, gargling and playing with them, as well as swallowing them down with a great smile and laugh.

Scene 2A – Sarah Shevon and Tim Von Swine

Smoking hot brunette Sarah shows off for Tim while wearing a little red dress and chats a bit about their history. Tim settles back in a chair and lets Sarah crawl over to pleasure him orally including eating his asshole, and makes sure to give him plenty of great smiles and eye contact. She moves back to the ottoman and lets Tim fuck her doggie style with a little more cocksucking mixed in before he taps her ass from behind. Sarah eagerly sucks his cock clean of her ass juices before they move to a couch where she sucks him a bit more and gets up to anally ride him cowgirl style. Sarah continues to suck her ass juices from Tim's cock as they move on fucking her ass in reverse cowgirl and spooning. Sarah happily takes the pig sauce in her mouth and swallows it down happily before Tim tells her she can't leave as he has a few friends who are looking forward to having more fun with her.

Scene 2B – Sarah Shevon, D. Snoop, Hooks, Mark Zane, and Tony Martinez

Sarah heads into the next room and is more than pleased to see the guys waiting for her. She lays back for Mark to eat her pussy as the others suck and check out her tits. Sarah drops down to suck and stroke her way between the four cocks and even lays back so they can take turns teabagging her. Naturally Sarah takes load after load in her mouth and shows it off for Swine and his camera. When she finally gets all four loads in her mouth she happily swallows it down and laughs with Swine as they chat about it.

Scene 3A – Alana Rains, D. Snoop, and Steven French Scene

Cute leggy dirty blonde Alana starts out chatting with Swine as she sits on a stool in the back yard wearing a pair of short pink jean shorts with a sleeveless top. They chat about cum and anal as she shows off and plays with her nicely natural tits. Alana and Swine head into the house where he introduces her to Snoop and Steven, and as Snoop quickly moves down to check out her shoes and feet Steven sucks her tits and kisses her. Steven moves down to eat her bald pussy and asshole as she strokes and sucks Snoop. Snoop moves down to eat her pussy and fuck it missionary style, and then moves up to let her suck his cock again as Steven drops back down for a bit of missionary work on each of Alana's holes. They also take turns fucking her face and ass doggie style before Alana moves forward to ride Steven cowgirl style with Snoop joining in soon after to DP her with some nice hair pulling mixed in. Snoop also takes a turn on the bottom as they DP her cowgirl style with Steven slapping her face as he and Alana exchange some great trash talk. Snoop lays back for Alana to impale her ass on his black cock reverse cowgirl style, and it doesn't take long for Steven to join back in to give her another DP. Alana drops down to suck and stroke her way between the guys, but doesn't let things end there and instead heads back to the couch for Snoop to spoon her pussy and fuck it doggie style while she eats Steven's meat. Alana drops down to take a very impressive load from Snoop in her mouth and plays with it before swallowing it down, and then heads back to the couch for Steven to fuck her missionary style. She takes a second impressive load in her mouth from Steven, and makes sure to suck every last drop out of his cock as well as cleaning up the slop from her face so that no cum is wasted as she plays with it and swallows it down with a fantastic naughty look in her eye.

Scene 3B – Alana Rains and Tim Von Swine

Alana chats with Swine for a moment and lets him check her out before getting on all fours and letting him go directly to tapping her tushy with a little ass to mouth action mixed in. She also shows off a nice gape before getting on top for a traditional pussy cowgirl ride. Alana gets up and turns around to go back to the anal reverse cowgirl style, and then hops off again to give Swine some solid sucking and stroking. She moves back on top for an anal cowgirl ride and spins around for a bit of sidesaddle buttfucking as well. Finally Alana drops down for solid helping of pig sauce in her mouth that she happily swallows down before sharing a few last words with Swine.

Scene 4A – Cameron Canada, D. Snoop, Hooks, and Mark Zane

Inked blonde Cameron starts out in a little black lingerie and stockings sitting back in a chair by the pool as the guys mess around behind her. Swine chats with her a bit before calling the guys over, who compare her ass to the soccer ball they were playing with and then check out her nicely natural tits as she flashes a great smile. They check her out a bit more before heading inside where Mark drops down to eat Cameron's box as she gropes, strokes, and sucks Hooks and Snoop. Cameron drops to her knees so she can suck Mark too and then gets on all fours so the guys can fuck her ass crack and play with her from behind. The guys continue to make their way around her taking turns admiring her ass as Cameron sucks them moving around on all fours and back on her knees. Cameron takes Mark's nut in and around her face first, and swallows it down before going back to stroking the brothers. Hooks milks his load into her very pleased mouth, and she takes it with a smile as well as holding it in her mouth as long as she can while she strokes Snoop into and around her mouth. Cameron plays with the cum a bit before swallowing it down with a great naughty smile on her face as well as in her eyes. Hooks doesn't let it end there, but comes back in to let Cameron have a little more cum to eat as Swine lets her know that she was supposed to have four guys to suck off instead of just three.

Scene 4B – Cameron Canada and Tim Von Swine

Swine lets Cameron clean up before she returns on all fours wearing only her black stockings presenting herself to him on an ottoman. She lets him grope his way around her and finger her holes as well as giving her a small metal buttplug. Swiney keeps the plug in Cameron's ass as he fucks her pussy doggie style before pulling it out and fucking her ass. He lets Cameron suck him clean of her ass juices and plays with her ass a bit more as he fucks her pussy doggie style. Swine moves over to a chair so Cameron can suck his cock while giving him plenty of great eyes. She gets on top and rides Tim to a great orgasm or two in the traditional cowgirl before having him switch holes and riding him in each of the cowgirls. Tim also spoons Cameron's shitpussy before sending a solid stream of pig sauce into her eager mouth for her to play with and swallow down. Afterwards they chat a little as Cameron continues to show off a killer smile.

No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 is yet another winner from Tim Von Swine. It's no secret that Tim Von Swine is the master of blowbangs and he continues to show it here, as well as capturing plenty of other passionate sex. I'll admit to being a little disappointed that Alana didn't get a blowbang and that Cameron only had to suck her way between three guys, but that's a very minor complaint as each and every scene here is solid. Veruca James shows once again that she's a performer that deserves a heck of a lot more attention than she ever seems to get, and continues to show plenty of personality as she eagerly gives up all three of her holes and swallows down all the seed she can. Sarah Shevon always seems to deliver, but she also seems to always have a little something extra when it comes to shooting with Swine. She turns out another wonderful pair of scenes here sucking cock and giving up her holes. Alana breaks things away from the sex followed by a blowbang pattern, and turns out a very solid DP scene before Swine has his fun with her in POV. I haven't seen much of Alana before, but if she's going to turn out scenes like this regularly, I think a lot of people are going to be taking notice of her. Finally there's Cameron Canada, who's a bit hit or miss for me as excessive ink is always a pretty big turnoff for me. Thankfully her stockings hid her thigh ink for me, and she turns out a very solid blowbang as well as giving up the ass very well as Swine takes her POV style. I know some people might want to turn their nose up or pass by a release like this as it's not an A-list collection of talent, but the cast here definitely does an A-list job fucking, sucking, and eating cum. There's a great fun feeling around the entire movie and plenty of chemistry in each scene. No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 is a darn hot release that once again shows that Tim Von Swine deserves a lot more attention for his work than he ever seems to get.

The Extras:

There are no extras on the first DVD with the exception of a list of what one can find on the second DVD. Trailers are included for six other Tim Von Swine masterpieces. The photo gallery lasts about four minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, cumshot recaps, a cast listing by scene, and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts forty five minutes and starts with Sarah and Tim chatting. They move on with a bit of footage of them spooning as well as Sarah working herself over with her fingers. Tim and Sarah chat about the blowbang plans before they have a little fun chatting with the guys and shooting the scene. Tim introduces Cameron before shooting a few stills, and they chat a bit as they shoot the stills. There's a little cut sex footage before they share a few laughs over Tony Martinez and shoot the blowbang. Swine gives a little talk about beer and shares some with Veruca before they shoot stills and chat about cum, give a few very true words towards reviewers, and talk about being stand-up pornographers. There's a little more fun and chatting as they shoot the blowbang with Veruca and the guys, and she even works in a little extra sex. Alana poses for stills and chats with the guys a bit, and of course works in a little extra sex as well as a few words with Swine. As usual with Tim Von Swine behind the camera, this is a great behind the scenes featurette. You get plenty of personality from Tim and the girls, as well as the guys that really makes this a great featurette. You also get a little extra eye candy and an all around good feeling about the shoots. This is a great addition to the overall release.

Final Thoughts:

If you want anal, blowbangs, and cum swallowing, this is a must buy release.

Review by bono-ONE: Show
Welcome fans to a new installment of a classic porn series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. Back in the early 2000's Mike John helped to really popularize the whole swallowing genre and with this series helped cement forever it's appeal to gonzo fans. Some of porns best over the last decade have made appearances in this series and we have a new cast of girls looking to make their marks with this one. It is spread over two discs featuring blow jobs, fucking, anal, double penetration and oh yeah girls swallowing all the loads!! On to some highlights.

Veruca James:

The first performer up is no stranger to the Beer Chateau and Veruca greets us outside near the pool where she enjoys a few words with Mr. Swine while he lets the camera take in her bod. You also have a couple of perves over in the bushes doing who knows what until they are called in. The fellas waste no time in removing Veruca's bottoms and getting in a little ass licking while she busies herself taking in that first cock. This outdoors action doesn't last two long before everyone heads inside to ratchet up the fucking. More head from Veruca while the boys trade off fucking her pussy and eventually they tap that ass too including double penetration. You enjoy both versions in cowgirl and reverse and the picture couldn't have been any clearer. After close to 30 minutes the first two loads are dropped neatly on her tongue with Veruca doing her job making them disappear! But wait, she's not done as anyone who has watched this series knows. A fresh set of studs comes in to offer up their hard cocks with a greedy Veruca swallowing each up with zeal. No fucking per se beyond the blow jobs here but what a way to cap off the first scene as Veruca works those loads out and into her mouth one after the other taking them all before swallowing, good girl!!!

Sarah Shevon:

Our next girl is also no stranger to the Beer Chateau and you know Von Swine was happy to welcome Sarah back for more carnal festivities. The scene begins inside the chateau with Swine and Sarah falling right into a comfortable banter. These two know each other so well and have a great time here reaffirming their closeness!Ahh Von Swine is going first here as we move smoothly into a POV bj from Sarah who takes in the pork sausage with no trouble. Good eye contact, stroking the rod and tickling his balls too, Sarah knows all the right buttons to push. Tim then stands up, gets behind Sarah and bangs her doggiestyle. The first few strokes are in her pussy but with a fine overhead shot he makes the transition to her ass. The duo work until she gapes for us. This also leads to some A2M from Sarah as well. Miss Shevon then hops back on for the ride facing out to us with her bush and there's more good anal action captured. Oh my Sarah is a nasty girl here even going down to lick some ass, ok no kissing I imagine from Swine after this bit, lol. It wasn't much longer until Tim fills her mouth with pig sauce finishing off probably their best scene yet. Thankfully Sarah isn't done and the mopes are brought in for a little blow bang. Sarah begins by lying back allowing Zane free access to her pussy which he slurps up until it was time for the cock circle to commence. Sarah very greedy drops right down to tackle this motley crue. Solid blow job work here from Sarah leading to four more loads capping off disc one.

Alana Rains:

Slipping in the second disc we meet a new girl to the Chateau and Tim enjoys a few minutes pool side getting to know Alana. Tim's impressed especially when she loses the shorts and opens up that ass for us, hello! Tim likes her long legs and takes a nice look with the camera when she starts the walk towards the house. Inside she meets D Snoop and Steven French who are here to do a little more work than the normal mope bj. Steven gets in some quality time tasting and fingering her pussy while D Snoop offers up his cock which Alana is quick to accept in her mouth. The boys switch off as D gets a few licks in before filling her cookie with his cock while up top Alana seems quite content to engulf this second dick. When the guys change it up this time Steven makes the move to penetrate her ass and with a good open shot in mish the anal portion of our show has begun. The fellas both get a couple good chances to bang her ass and there is gaping from Alana here. Good to see Alana was DP friendly too as the guys work that into the scene. After some good solid fucking here including both dp versions the guys decide it was time to fill her mouth and they do just that. I'd say Alana stepped up to the plate here and knocked it out with some fine anal action and taking their loads. But wait as they say on tv that's not all! Swine with his charm convinces this cute young girl to stick around after cleaning up for a little director/ talent privelege beyond just shooting her!! A little bit of news as this was her first dp and she wants to do more, another convert!! But Tim is keeping Alana all for himself here and we go right to him sliding inside her asshole from behind. That big hog fills her butt perfectly, of course it was already warmed up by the two fellas! Alana is kind enough to do A2M then hop on for the ride first facing us with her tits and then turning around so her ass fills the screen- I suspect Tim liked this view quite a lot as it was very good. The scene wraps with a great POV shot of Tim blasting his load in her mouth, cum bubbles from Alana, swallowed and another successful scene is in the books!

Cameron Canada:

Finale time and it's back out poolside where Cameron is sitting while in the background you see a few "e;scumbags"e; as Swine calls them waiting. After a few words Swine encourages Cameron to walk over towards them and on cue these mopes are up and all over this hot young blonde. The hands do some ass squeezing and then Cameron loses the bra allowing those same hands to squeeze her nipples. Swine gives us a great ground shot for the peel down of her panties and with her ass facing out to us the bend over shot was quite nice here. Moving the party inside we have Zane going down on her while Cameron gets the other two dicks offered up to her mouth. The boys take turns then pounding her mouth including a good cock circle shot. The loads then fly filling her mouth and she takes them all before swallowing, cum bubbles included! Cameron sticks around for some post cum swallowing action with Swine and we get some fantastic shots of her ass here and you get some pussy fingering too. Tim was excited to fuck this girl and starts off with some pussy banging while just above a metal piece was inside her ass prepping it for action. Tim makes the easy transition to her ass and the shot looking down was perfect as he hog cog fills her up! Cameron was good for A2M and then Tim has a seat while she plops down in front for some extended POV head with some strong deep throat action, lots of spit here. Cameron then goes for the ride facing us with her tits, then lubes up her ass and turns around to ride him anally. Tim then breaks the POV wall to bone her ass in scissors before it was time for that final load of the show, right on target!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I'd say this was another successful installment in this classic swallowing franchise. Tim brings to the Chateau four sexy, young and willing cum sluts and they all rise to the challenge doing anal and some DP action too before taking those multiple loads. Tim Von Swine shoots camera for each scene and also gets some action for his cock-- I'd say that makes for a good days work! Now for extras you have all those loads repeated in the cum shot recap and you have a photo gallery too featuring still shots of these pretty ladies. There is also some behind the scenes that goes on for over 40 minutes so take in at your leisure and I'd encourage you to do so. The playful banter from Swine to open the scenes is cool and you have more of that here along with more visual evidence of how good looking these girls are both in and out of their outfits. An easy pick up if you're into swallowing and also enjoy the cast assembled here. Each goes above and beyond here doing everything in their respective scenes.

Review by Captain Jack: Show
Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DP&s and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I don&t know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swine&s efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one!

Veruca James

Veruca is sitting on a stool outside by the pool. She&s wearing a sexy bikini and Tim creeps up on her checking out her body. Veruca says she is going to be eating a lot of loads of cum and she&s excited. From witnessing her in a few scenes, that is totally believable! She pulls out her tis while she converses with Tim and it&s so nice to see someone so comfortable in their own skin. Ike Diezel and Mark Zane come in from the bushes and start feeling her up. Veruca heads towards an ottoman conveniently laying in the backyard. She blows Mark while Ike eats her out from behind. Veruca easily deep throats his dick and then the boys reverse positions. More deep throating and Veruca coats him with her saliva. I love the way this girl sucks dick! They move inside and Veruca kicks off her heels, almost taking out a light in the process! LOL. She gets her face fucked while Mark pounds her in mish. She also gets pounded in doggie and cowgirl. Veruca gives up her ass in doggie and works over the other dick in a no-hand blowjob. The boys DP her in the standard cowgirl and DP. Veruca is in heaven with two cocks filling her up and Ike ends up fucking her booty in mish. Her toes curl (and she has very nice feet, btw) and she begs for his cum. The boys unload on her face and in her mouth and she gobbles up every drop.

She&s not done yet and 2 more mopes come out to meet her. Veruca pounces on the dicks and buries her face all the way down on the pricks. She gets her mouth fucked and coats their meat with her spit. Two more guys come out and Veruca can&t get enough! She has her hair up in this scene the better to see her working over four dicks at once! She does some great gagging and makes sure the guys are having fun. (How could they not?!?!?) Veruca does some ball sucking and even has a new trick in her arsenal in which she spits on the balls, catches the stringer in her mouth and leaves a spit trail along the underside of the shaft. Very sexy! I&ve never seen anyone have this much fun in a blowbang before! Veruca just loves it! She deep throats every cock and is so proud of her accomplishments! The guys nut one-by-one in her mouth and Veruca keeps it in her mouth so she can swallow four loads at once. She gargles with it and shows it off and I think everyone can agree that Veruca is fucking amazing!!!

Sarah Shevon

Sarah enters the room in an eye popping red dress!!! It&s loose fitting with her breasts practically popping out and short enough that it shows off her ass. Sarah is an amazing looking woman! Sarah is all giggly and she is ready for anal today! Tim plays with her pussy and has her get on all fours. Sarah crawl over to Tim and takes him down her throat. She deep throats his dick and gags on his meat. Sarah knows how to give a POV blowjob and constantly looks at the camera. She sucks on his balls and works out some stringers. She gives him a rim job and I don&t think there&s much this babe wouldn&t do. Tim bangs her pussy in doggie and Sarah giggles and loves it. He also takes her ass in that position and Sarah does some ATM and deep throats the piglet! He also fucks her holes in cowgirl, reverse and spoon. Tim fires his load into her mouth as Sarah stares up at the camera with her pretty green eyes. She shows it off and swallows the load.

Sarah walks into the next room where four mopes are waiting for her. She says to one, “I&ve sucked your cock before! Don&t you remember me?” LOL, only in porn. Mark Zane eats her out while the other boys kiss her and grope her. Sarah gets on her knees and gags on the dicks while stroking two others at the same time. Sarah gets her upper body covered in her spit then hangs her head off the couch for some teabagging action. Sarah is a dynamo with the four pieces of meat in front of her and she waits for all the guys to make their deposits. One unloads and she shows it off; then the second one drains his balls in her mouth and Sarah keeps it on her tongue. The third guy then cums in her mouth and the fourth one follows suit. She shows it once more then gulps it down. Another exceptional job by Sarah!

Alaina Raines

Alaina is sitting on a stool in Tim&s backyard. The blonde has sun glasses on and is dressed conservatively so I can&t judge the package yet. She has nice long legs but then she undoes the zipper on her top and has a pretty nice rack! Then she shows the ass. OK, I&m sold!! Very nice total package! She walks inside with Tim trailing behind and meets Steven French and D. Snoop. Steven eats her out while she gags herself on Snoop&s bone. Then the boys reverse positions and the 18-year old seems to be an expert cocksucker. She gives up her ass in mish and the cocks slide easily in and out. She also keeps her mouth occupied during the action and does some deep throating and works out some stringers. Alaina is fucking awesome!! She gets DP&d in cowgirl and mish and does some intense ATM. She talks dirty and demand that they fuck her harder. She takes a thick load from Snoop on her tongue, shows it off and swallows it, then takes a huge load from Steven and does the same. Damn, girl!

You didn&t think Tim was going to let her leave the Chateau without tapping that, did you? He slides his dick into her ass and bangs her in doggie then lets Alaina do some ATM. He then fucks her pussy in the same position. Back into her ass for some gaping and then Alaina takes a ride in cowgirl and reverse. Alaina goes down on him again and this time even sucks his balls! They finish up in side saddle and this young girl just can&t get enough! Tim drips his pig sauce into her mouth and ALaina plays with it before downing it. The scene is over and Tim is talking about the scene and Alaina is still cleaning him off! She&s rubbing his shaft and licking the tip and gets everything out of him and more! Fuck! I want to see more of this babe!!!

Cameron Canada

Cameron is out by the pool in a black bra, lacy panties and dark fishnets. The blonde beauty has her legs already spread open and is ready to swallow some cum. The mopes come in and squeeze her ass and have her take off her bra. After they oil her up, they take her inside and she gets eaten out while stroking two dicks. She only has 3 men to please today because one of them failed to show up. She starts working over the cocks as they form a circle around her. Cameron does some deep throating and spits all over the meat. Cameron does a great job and you can tell that she loves sucking cock. She continues to gag herself, working out stringers until it&s time for the pops. She takes a huge load in her mouth, almost gags on it, then plays with it and gulps it down. She takes the 2nd and 3rd loads as a combo meal. That sexy bitch loves her cum!

It&s time for Von Swine to get his nut on again and he starts out by oiling up Cameron&s booty. Tim bangs her pussy in doggie while she has a silver butt plug inserted. He replaces the toy with his own plug and fills her ass. Cameron cleans him off and spits all over his meat then Time fills her holes again in doggie. Cameron gives him a no-hands blowjob and coats his dick with her spit. She blows some spit bubbles and has saliva hanging off her chin. Tim finishes her off in cowgirl, reverse and spoon. Cameron is so sexy and her facial expressions are awesome. Tim fills her mouth with his jizz and Cameron takes it all in. She shows it off and swallows it down.

SPECIAL FEATURES

40 minutes of BTS footage, a cumshot recap, photo galleries, cast lists and a couple trailers. I gave the Extras 5 stars above but you'll have to watch it to find out why.

SUMMARY

DAMN! This was one hot collection. This set got off to a volcanic start with the incredible Veruca James and didn&t slow down until the last drop of cum was swallowed. Veruca has had quite a year and I fully expect her to get nominated for more than a few awards when they are announced next month. Sarah Shevon is a very underrated performer. She is so very sexy and the red dress she wears to start things off is incredible. She loves sex and it shows in her performance. Alaina Raines was up next and this 18-year old left me speechless. She is an incredible performer for being so young and matched the intensity of the other girls on this disk. Cameron Canada wrapped things up and I have yet to see her give a bad performance. She is hotter than an August day in St. Louis and has the intensity of Ray Lewis before a Super Bowl. Just an all-around good feature by Von Swine and this one should be on your “Must Buy” list!

Review by Bobby B.: Show
XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Extras: BTS/Photo Gallery/Trailers/Web

Scene 1:

Veruca James/Mark Zane/Ike Diezel

Blowjob/Deepthroating/Ass Eating/Cunnilingus/Doggie/Missionary/Cowgirl/Anal/DP/ATM/Facials (Massive Volume)

The premiere scene in 'No Cum Dodging Allowed 13' begins as we see Veruca James, who is looking simply stunning in a purple bikini and high heels to match. Director Tim Von Swine gets some choice views of Veruca as the intro moves on, and after some light tease and conversation Mark Zane and Ike Diezel step onto set. No time is wasted here, and before you can bat an eyelash Veruca is getting reamed doggie style on one end while jamming Ike's dong into her throat on the other. The sex sets in pretty hard, and once the trio moves indoors it gets even better; progressing into anal in the middle stages or thereabouts. The DP is also exquisite and has some pretty intense moments as this flurry of fucking forges on with Veruca smiling happily while getting her various holes bludgeoned. The first part of Veruca's scene caps off with the guys emptying their jizz whistles into her waiting mouth as she smiles and swallows. A nice kicker to the film here, I always love watching Veruca, her energy is consistently strong through all of her scenes.

Scene 1: (Part 2)

Veruca James/Scotty Lyons/Tony Marinez/Mark Zane/Ike Diezel

Blowbang/Facefucking/Heavy Deepthroating/Facial/Cum Swallowing (Massive Volume)

The second part to Veruca's scene takes place immediately following her fuckfest with Ike and Mark, and begins as she is led into another room to perform a four-way blow-j to the Von Swine Cavalcade. Some exaggerated cock chokes from Veruca commence the blowbang as she makes sure to leave no man standing in this sloppified dick dunking contest. After each of the guys gets their fair share of Veruca's throat, she opens her cumcatcher to receive each individual load and guzzles down every ounce of man batter extracted. Awesome. Veruca is a perv's dream, this scene was no exception to the greatness that we're used to seeing from her. Loved it.

Scene 2:

Sarah Shevon/Tim Von Swine

Tease/Blowjob/Rimming/Doggie/Anal/Gaping/ATM/Deepthroating/Female Masturbation/Cowgirl Reverse Cowgirl/Spooning/Cum Swallowing (Medium Volume)

Next up is porn beauty and a personal favorite, Sarah Shevon. Sarah opens the scene looking absolutely wonderful in a red dress and no panties, sharing some light convo with Swiney while teasing the camera effortlessly. The blowie soon starts in a POV view, with Sarah slopping up Swiney's pork sword and generously rimming his asshole for added effect. Sarah is a fucking rockstar here, carelessly letting the cock-drool drip over her face and body before the sex eventually begins with a doggie style bang. The sex is pretty great throughout the scene, moving into anal at the midway point where it gets even better. Sarah's actions and expressions are flawless throughout this scene, I thoroughly loved every moment of her filthiness. The scene is pretty long, but is certain to keep your attention regardless because of the strong performances from both stars. It caps off with a swiney protein shake given to Sarah as she gulps it down and prepares for the blowbang.

Scene 2: (Part 2)

Sarah Shevon/Mark Zane/Hooks/D Snoop/Tony Martinez

Cunilingus/Footplay/Blowbang/Heavy Deepthroating/Facials/Cum Swallowing (Massive Volume)

Again the blowbang takes place immediately to follow the sex, and sets in with Mark Zane diving face-first into Sarah's post-swine wrecked pussy hole. The blowbang gets underway quickly with Sarah going full throttle on the four cocks that encircle her, and gets super sloppy as it moves forward. Another outstanding scene here that finishes with Sarah's mouth being the main focal point of a jizz storm, before eventually fading to black after she swallows what looks like about a gallon of cum held in her mouth. Perfect. Sarah is the bomb. I can't really say anything more than this scene was outstanding front to back.

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Scene 3:

Scene to Remember

Alana Raines/D Snoop/Steven French

Tease/Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Missionary/Anal/Doggie/Gaping/Cowgirl/DP/Reverse Cowgirl/ATM/Cum Swallowing (Medium Volume)

The second disc of this 4 hour cum chugging, face fucking brouhaha kicks things off with Alana Raines. Alana is a girl I have yet to see in a movie, but I'm definitely looking forward to this scene because she looks fucking incredible right from the beginning. I mean, this girl has me retarded from the second the scene opens up, but I digress. After she tells us a bit about herself, Alana eventually walks inside where Steven French and D Snoop eagerly await her arrival. The guys take turns munching her love muffin while she sucks whichever cock is nearest to her, and sex soon begins with a light missionary style reaming provided by Mr Snoop. Anal sets in quickly afterwards and carries a nice energy from this stunning new girl. Intensity levels really rise when the DP begins, as Alana gets a pretty hardcore double fuck and is outstanding through all of it. Eventually this scene turns into an ultimate DP dickdown if I've ever seen one; it had me on the edge of my seat, mindlessly jerking myself while watching this flawless beauty who is handling her stunt cocks like porno girls from years past. It was simply perfect. Alana Raines, remember that name. If there's a scene in this movie that is better than this one I shudder to think of how great it will be.

Scene 3: (Part 2)

Alana Raines/Tim Von Swine

Doggie Anal/ATM/Gaping/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/Cum Swallow (High Volume)

Alana sticks around after her DP to take a ride on Swiney's salomi, and begins the second part of her scene receiving a doggie style buttfuck from our director himself. Alana again looks absolutely incredible, and by midway through she's pouncing on the swine stick like it's a trampoline. A great scene here that ends all too soon as Alana is rewarded with her swine sauce and swallows it up. Awesome. This girl is fantastic, did I say that yet?

Scene 4:

Cameron Canada/Hooks/D Snoop/Mark Zane

Tease/Cunnilingus/Blowbang/Facefucking/Heavy Deepthroating/Cum Swallowing (Massive Volume)

The first part of the final scene in the film begins as Cameron Canada encapsulates our view, and after some pre-scene groping and fondling, Swiney's boys take her in for the blowbang. Cameron slops up her cocks immediately as things open up, while Von Swine's cronies work her mouth over hard. The amount of dickslop that is produced from Cameron throughout this scene is probably among the most in the film, and the deepthroats are fucking rock solid. I loved it, Cameron can do no wrong in my book.

Scene 4: (Part 2)

Cameron Canada/Tim Von Swine

Buttplug Play/Doggie/Anal/ATM/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl/Cum Swallow (Medium Volume)

Cameron's second part, and the actual final scene in the film, involves a one-on-one sex romp with the Swineman himself. Action sets in with Tim oiling up Cameron's two-hole and preparing her for the scene by filling her up with an oddly shaped buttplug. The fucking begins with a doggie style pussy jam that picks up nicely in the early moments, with Cameron's round ass being showcased wonderfully as the viewer gets a great POV viewing of the action. The anal sets in to follow and the scene progresses wonderfully with Cameron giving some sloppy ATM's and thorough gapes throughout. A cum squirt-and-swallow caps off the film, and another nice scene is added to this already stellar group of jizz gulping hotties. Sweet!

Summary:

A first-class blowbang film here; Action was top notch in every scene and I personally felt that the film was casted perfectly. It's a no-brainer when you have girls like Cameron, Veruca, and Sarah involved, but I figured that the 'new girl' in the movie might be the dreaded dud scene. I will be the first to tell you, I was dead wrong. This girl was fantastic, and I hope I'm watching a lot more Alana Raines in the near future. Fans of blowbangs are probably well aware of Von Swine's ditinguished reputation in the genre, and this film is probably one of the best of his recent works that I've watched. The BTS segment includes a lot of candid conversation, photo shoots, and a Tim Von Swine porn rant mentioning reviewers that had me rolling on the floor. I'd definitely give this one a high recommendation to all fans of sloppy dick chugging beauties, as well as fans of strong sex with a lot of emphasis on fun. If you're a blowbang fan you're certain to be squirting your sauce to this one for years to come. Check it!

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category: Anal, Cumshots, Gonzo
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Released on: 9/25/2013

Starring: Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Sarah Shevon, Veruca James, Cameron Canada, Tony Martinez, Alana Rains, Ike Diezel

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