The Pornbirds (1985)
Title: The Pornbirds (1985)
Overview: "The Pornbirds" is a film that parodies the title of the Richard Chamberlain miniseries "The Thornbirds" but focuses on a sexual workshop led by a group of four women. The film explores their attempts to educate their husbands or partners about sexual issues, leading to ordinary outcomes.
Plot Summary:
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The main character, Kate, leads the group, which invites their partners to discuss sexual matters.
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Maxine, portrayed by Jessica Wylde, struggles with her narcissistic husband, Tony, who prefers to make love in front of a mirror.
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Mindy Rae's character, Connie, faces challenges with her partner, Paul, who only desires intimacy in the dark.
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Gloria has a significant issue with her partner, Dean, who has aggressive sexual desires. Under the influence of Maxine, Gloria is encouraged to explore anal sex, leading to a pivotal scene reminiscent of earlier adult films.
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The narrative culminates in an orgy and concludes with a comedic yet nonsensical ending.
Production Notes:
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Directed by Scotty Fox, the film features a screenplay credited to "Raven Touchstoned," possibly as a humorous nod to its content.
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The cast includes various familiar actors, though their roles are not clearly identified.
Technical Information:
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Video Quality: Marginal, with a clarity rating of 4.5/10 and color accuracy rated at 5/10. The film appears to be sourced from a lower-quality format, likely a VHS or web download.
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Format: MP4, with a bitrate of 1.1 Mb/s. The resolution is 640 x 480 with AAC audio in stereo.
Scene Breakdown: 1. Andrea Brittian, Herschel Savage
- Jessica Wylde, Rick Savage
- Cheri Janvier, Ray Wells, Rick Savage
- Andrea Brittian, Jessica Wylde
- Mindy Rae, Herschel Savage, Marc Wallice
- Cheri Janvier, Jessica Wylde, Ray Wells
- Andrea Brittian, Cheri Janvier, Jessica Wylde, Mindy Rae, Herschel Savage, Marc Wallice, Ray Wells, Rick Savage
Action Types: Hardcore scenes featuring male-female, female-female, and group sexual interactions.
Quality Assessment Notes: The overall quality is deemed poor to marginal, with significant grain, compression artifacts, and color banding. Care is taken to ensure uploads are of better quality than existing versions when available.
Conclusion: Despite its comedic attempts and notable cast,"The Pornbirds" is regarded as an unsatisfactory exploration of sexual education within a humorous framework, lacking depth and coherence.
