Barefoot Confidential 87, 123 min

Oh, the sweeties of feeties! Why do you bewitch us so, with your twinkling little toes? What about their taste, feel, look, and smell sends us writhing in a lustful hell?! Take away a woman's feet and you take her power (also, walking is more difficult). They control us. We will do anything for them! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! Countrywomen! Give us your feet!