Black Sex Machines, 129 min

Step inside the ebony smut express where Black Sex Machines take you off (or if you're lucky, on) the beaten path. If a lackluster derriere on your wifey has you barely sputtering lemon juice out of your banana, then have a chat with these conductors before you miss their arrival. On this train, not even a hogtied woman perched on the tracks will stop this load from reachin' its destination.