San Fernando Valley Girls, 77 min

This is a species known as a Valley Girl; we'll call her Tiffany. The fact that Tiffany is a girl that lives in the Valley is not enough to make her a Valley Girl. Valley Girls or a "Vals" -- as they are more commonly referred to -- are a highly complex breed made up of definable attitudes, speech patterns and dress. Let's start with the packaging. And so, when all is said and done, Valley Girls are not all that different than other girls, I mean, like, all they really want is Valley Boys. For sure. For sure.