What A Man's Gotta Do, 97 min

Self-absorbed Rick Thomas stars as a young man unsure of his sexuality after unsatisfying love-making with his girlfriend, the hauntingly beautiful skinhead Zoe, in this BIJOU VIDEO release from director Robert Prion. After awakening from flashbacks of their sex play, he showers and dries off. Exiting the shower, he does one chin-up and dribbles his creamy juice without touching himself! Going back into his bedroom, he whacks off onto Zoe's nipple, and leaves for lifelong friend Kevin Alexander (who's credited with writing additional dialogue in this video) to admit his confusion and desire for Kevin. Kevin, a sexy, cinnamon-colored youth, invites Rick upstairs to his bedroom for a confusion-clearing romp. Kevin quickly shucks his too tight white jeans and they get down to business, and it's interesting to see this pair perform. Both men are handsome, have the same build and body type, and even the same sized (average) looking dicks! These studs go at it with youthful fervor and their smooth, taut skin glistens as they mutually suck and rim one another, each savoring the musky aroma and taste of the other. Rick bends Kevin over the bed to plug him doggie-style, and typically overacts with facial grimaces and over-the-top mugging for the camera, but he does do a great job of sticking it in Kevin's juicy butt. Rick jacks Kevin's throbber and causes him to cum before pulling out and shooting his love-juice on his back. This is where the storyline totally breaks down. Damion Steele, a blockhead blond, sits on an exercycle as skinny and tall Bryon Rogers interrupts his routine for a sex break. Bryon sucks Damion's fat, wide, veiny cock and really chews on it! Damion sucks Bryon, who has a surprisingly large, rock-hard pole that sticks straight up while hard, and reaches for his nipples! They 69 over the weight bench, and in a twist, Damion rides Bryon's stiff bird, his round buns swallowing it whole. Bryon also sticks it to Damion, who's standing, before they jack-off side-by-side and spray cum everywhere. Dane Thomas, Rick's older brother, quits his rehabbing job for the day and convinces his co-worker, sexy Joey Stefano, to cavort in some after-work happy hour whorefest. Mind you, it's midwinter, but these two studs are wearing the skimpiest cut-offs, tightest denim (we used to call them cootchie clutchers) on their job in construction! Peeling off their second-layer-of-skin shorts, Dane drops to his knees to service Joey's pretty pecker. Joey gobbles Dane's ramrod, licking up and down its length. Joey then rims Dane's bubble butt before replacing his tongue with his dick. Dane bangs Joey also, ending by cumming onto his thigh. These two are properly paired, and make screen magic together. Older Jay Richards's store catches fire, the one his grandfather built, and friends Jon Polo (a mustached, older Latin), Damion Steele and Kevin Alexander come over to comfort hi, the way he wants his comfort to be, a four-way. Prion seems unable to handle the crowd, and he fumbles with both the editing and pacing as the grouping becomes a hurried, jumbled mess. Kevin plugs Damion as Damion sucks the lackluster Jay, as Jay sucks Jon's missing-in-action weenie. Cutting to a solo by Thunder, a handsome black bodybuilder, the action shows him stripping from his workout clothes and pulling at his dangerously curved boner while sitting and looking at exercise mags. The beautiful, dark stud furiously works his shaved cock and balls, and geysers a thick load, which Prion lovingly captures in this too short segment. Rick reenters the movie at this point, trying to work the same lame 'confusion' excuse on lovers Jason Lamont and Karl Thomas, and, in retaliation, they invite him to see Karl perform at a local club. Karl Thomas has been trying to get his limping dance career out of the pits since his less-than-stellar performance in The Predators, and uses any opportunity to bore a viewing public