Reverse Cream Pie, 114 min

All hail the almighty anal creampie! For it not knows what joyeth it has brought upon thee. Doth is humble, doth is messy, doth is magnificent! Its introduction, at the turn of centuries past, doth has shunned and condemned its indoctrination, but now it is more sacred than holy matrimony! Cherish thee, for thee not knoweth how awesome it is!