Kick Ass Chicks 71: Black & Delicious, 138 min

If there was any question about black girls being delicious, we think the proof's in the pretty ladies on the cover. Just look at those asses. Rich, firm, and jutting like the prow of an elegant schooner from maritime lore. Why, any sailor worth his salt would be proud to have a whiff between those cheeks. They say you can smell land for miles out to sea. That there's something about the aroma. We guarantee that once you crack open this little DVD package filled with girls just like out lovely cover ladies, you're going to be in for something just as... delicious.